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The prisoners of maximum security wing B will be delighted to learn that.

Criminals need encouragement.

If you dropped a chicken, or squeezed it really hard, or kicked one - would the eggs break ?

No, Tom.

That's what other people say. I just don't believe this.

What about pigs then ?

Do they really have curly tails?

Only when they're telling porkies.

God I miss eating pork scratchings in my local pub in London. I love the hairy bits.

The ones in the corners ?

Some of them never seem to leave the place.

I love that about them.

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