Today I sat in a meeting and listened to a media company tell me that people who are out and about more, are often more aware of outdoor advertising. And someone used the phrase "inter wide web".
I'm not joking.
When I finally woke up from my self-induced semicoma to leave the meeting, I realised I'd drawn a picture of two dogs fucking.
Wrong.
Physiologically wrong?
Posted by: John | December 08, 2009 at 08:56 PM
It's a good drawing though. And they look very civilised. Which is nice.
Posted by: andy | December 09, 2009 at 01:06 AM
Thank you Andy, very kind of you. Do they do it more crassly in the UK??
How so Dodds?
Posted by: Angus | December 09, 2009 at 09:32 AM
Everyone knows thats Zebra sex.
Posted by: Charles Frith | December 09, 2009 at 03:01 PM
I was just wondering if you meant physiologically wrong. Or wrong in some other way.
Posted by: John | December 10, 2009 at 03:24 AM
If you got out and about more, you'd be able to compare the crassness levels of dog sex. The UK's probably got more rough-looking dogs, that's all.
Posted by: Simon | December 10, 2009 at 05:32 AM
Oh. God, I've spend the last 12 hours reading up on how dogs fuck, worried that I got it wrong. Silly me.
Good point Simon, I'll get out there. More.
Posted by: Angus | December 10, 2009 at 11:18 AM
I met a German girl recently and I was teaching her English words and phrases. Doggy style was in my list of essentials.
I demand more drawings of doggy porn.
Posted by: charlie gower | December 11, 2009 at 01:01 AM
I'm happy to be of assistance Gower.
Posted by: Angus | December 12, 2009 at 08:22 AM
I think this has got Post of The Month written all over it...
Posted by: Katie Chatfield | December 15, 2009 at 05:10 PM
Brilliant.
Posted by: Jye Smith | December 15, 2009 at 05:11 PM
Those dogs look the same. Are they related? That is wrong
Posted by: Carl | December 15, 2009 at 05:12 PM
I"m thinking of having a tattoo of this.
Posted by: Charles Frith | December 15, 2009 at 05:31 PM
Very kind of you to say, Katie and Jye.
Carl, I wondered the same, great minds think alike. Badly.
Do it Sir.
Posted by: Angus | December 15, 2009 at 08:47 PM