Vote for Pedro

Shit.  Thanks to your continued support I whipped White Russian's hairy butt and made it through to the Grand Final of the Ultimate Beverage Bracket, run by The Kaiser - amazing. 

Okay, here goes...

Grand Final: Red Wine vs Tea

I drink a fuckload of tea.  Like, WAY more than the usual bloke.  But I also drink a shedload of red wine.  Like, WAY WAY more than the usual bloke. 

And as much as I love tea, red wine SHITS on tea.  Three reasons why?

1. Red wine has more antioxidants than tea.  Black tea has 124 mg of GAE and 34 mg of ECE while wine has a whopping 340 mg of GAE and 163 mg of ECE.  This shit keeps you alive.  MORE than tea.


2. Tea companies profit from shitty conditions and low prices on Indian plantations.  You don't hear the word slavery bandied about in vineyards that often.


3. And last but not least, you don't get twats lifting their pinky in the air when it comes to drinking wine...

Let's face it, red wine is the liquor of life.  If god had tits, red wine would come out of those nipples.  I'm not shitting you, that shit is good. 

Good enough to keep the human race kicking along.  Jesus, red wine creates babies!  How often do you hear of someone getting laid AND impregnanted after a romantic night on the tea??

Please vote for red wine here.

Comments

[Will]

"Let's face it, red wine is the liquor of life. If god had tits, red wine would come out of those nipples."

Fucking brilliant. I'm still voting for tea, but that made me laugh. Good stuff....

[Sam]

That Will, says more about you than any once every 6 months blog post ever could.

Red Wine; for the man who likes to get laid and make babies.

Tea; for the man whose finger is the only appendage that gets up.

The End.

[Angus]

Fair point Sam. Will, I can see you now in the debating hall at University, picking the winners because you always liked them rather than because their argument was sound...

[Northern]

So it's like that then....

[Angus]

Haha, apparently Northern...

[Andrea]

Ohhhhhh this was below the belt. Tough choice now.

[Angus]

Thanks Andrea (I think). Nice blog btw.

[Charles Frith]

I'd much rather have man sex with Angus than N.P. after this amazing post (licks index finger and traces it down the front while winking)

[Angus]

Why thank you Frith *gulp*

[Tom]

That didn't take you long Angus ! You should have used a straw that time, anyway.

[Angus]

I have no gag reflex Tom. Learned that trick in San Fransisco.

[Tom]

Ah, Frisco. Where the boys are pretty and the men taste sweeter than a two ball screw ball.

[The Kaiser]

Tom you are a very sick man.