ANGUS WHINES

I'm Banksy

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Nike

Feels like the old days.

By Guy Ritchie.

Mum

What a mum says in 24 hours, condensed into 2 minutes and 55 seconds. Awesome.

Via Mrs Tulip

Red Wine

Hoorah!  It was a close competition but I finally won - I'm so proud.  Thank you so much for your support.

Books

Nicholas Jones makes fucking amazing book sculptures.

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Women

Female anatomy cross-stitch.  So sweet.

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Vote for Pedro

Shit.  Thanks to your continued support I whipped White Russian's hairy butt and made it through to the Grand Final of the Ultimate Beverage Bracket, run by The Kaiser - amazing. 

Okay, here goes...

Grand Final: Red Wine vs Tea

I drink a fuckload of tea.  Like, WAY more than the usual bloke.  But I also drink a shedload of red wine.  Like, WAY WAY more than the usual bloke. 

And as much as I love tea, red wine SHITS on tea.  Three reasons why?

1. Red wine has more antioxidants than tea.  Black tea has 124 mg of GAE and 34 mg of ECE while wine has a whopping 340 mg of GAE and 163 mg of ECE.  This shit keeps you alive.  MORE than tea.


2. Tea companies profit from shitty conditions and low prices on Indian plantations.  You don't hear the word slavery bandied about in vineyards that often.


3. And last but not least, you don't get twats lifting their pinky in the air when it comes to drinking wine...

Let's face it, red wine is the liquor of life.  If god had tits, red wine would come out of those nipples.  I'm not shitting you, that shit is good. 

Good enough to keep the human race kicking along.  Jesus, red wine creates babies!  How often do you hear of someone getting laid AND impregnanted after a romantic night on the tea??

Please vote for red wine here.

Lift Shaft

Nicholas White was trapped in an elevator in New York City's McGraw-Hill building for forty one hours.  Click on the image to take a condensed look at his experience via the lift security camera.

Discovery

Nice.

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Cupcakes

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