This weekend I've dined in the Museums Quartier in Vienna, stumbled tipsily past Stephansdom, stared in awe at the work of my friends Klimt and Schiele, downed thick hot chocolate at Demels, roamed the streets of the historic Marais, drunk French wine in the sun on a beautiful Parisian day and, thankfully, lest I get too arty, watched four episodes of Prison Break while gazing out at the Musee Picasso intermittently.
I need filth, vulgarity and trashiness. Urgently.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M3qxDT0Ysc
It fulfills one and two. Not sure about three.. as ever, your mileage may vary.
Posted by: Will | February 05, 2007 at 07:07 AM
That is just plain odd Will. But thank you for thinking of me!
Posted by: Angus Whines | February 05, 2007 at 07:20 AM
Monmatre?
Posted by: Scoop Brown | February 05, 2007 at 08:47 PM
I'll see your weekend of Euro culture.
And raise you...
A body surf at Barwon Heads on the Victorian surf coast, screaming myself hoarse at Melbourne's win in the A-League football final, catching Brad Hodge's 99 not out at the MCG on the telly and lazing by the pool in my back garden today.
Posted by: Stan Lee | February 05, 2007 at 09:48 PM
If you're in Londontown, I'll be playing some dirty funk records at Big Chill Bar near Brick Lane on Wednesday... can't guarantee the degree of filth or vulgarity though.
Also, sorry I didn't make it out the other night -life got in the way. It wasn't because I think you're strange. Not that I do think that...
Posted by: Jason Lonsdale | February 05, 2007 at 11:40 PM
Stan, you win hands down. Absolutely no contest. Arsehole. (And I mean that nicely)
Jason, I'd love to, but sadly won't be there. I'll be working the streets of Montmartre as per Scoop's suggestion.
No dramas. You missed out on a good night though, apparently. I can't remember.
Posted by: Angus Whines | February 05, 2007 at 11:51 PM
Jason - I may be knocking about in London around that time.. it'd be good to see you.
Angus - you can't remember? I recall the tequila. Btw, glad you 'liked' the Mighty Boosh. Search youtube for 'Old Gregg', for some more quality stuff.
Posted by: Will | February 06, 2007 at 12:43 AM
It was weird, that's all I can say on it Will. I'm like the worst focus group participant ever.
And yeah, I can remember the tequila. And you taking your clothes off on stage in that nightclub.
Posted by: Angus Whines | February 06, 2007 at 01:24 AM
I'm a private dancer, what can I say.
Posted by: Will | February 06, 2007 at 01:26 AM
Will, come along. I'll be the hairy guy playing records.
Posted by: Jason Lonsdale | February 06, 2007 at 03:05 AM